जोक्स..........................

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Raste mein uski tabiat kaharab ho gai.

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Aap hospital le gaye,

Doctor bola – aap baap banne wale ho

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Aap bole – Mai iska baap nahi !

Phir ladki se pucha

Ladki boli – yehi baap hai.

Aapko aur TENSION.



Phir police ayi

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Report aayi.

Aap to kabhi baap hi nahi ban sakte.

Aapko aur TENSION !!



Aap ne khuda ka shukar ada kiya aur aap Khushi Khushi ghar gaye !



Aur phir socha Ki ghar pe jo bachchay hai

Wo kiske hai…????????
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Six answers given by a Girl when she is proposed……

1. Nahi
2. Mujhe waqt chahiye
3. I have always seen u as a friend
4. I already have a boy friend
5. We should concentrate on studies
6. Tum abhi tak mujhe jante kahan ho? Yeh infatuation hai.

Six answers given by a BOY he is proposed
1. Yes
2. Yes
3. Yes
4. Yes
5. Yes
6. Yes

Dis proves that guys r better humans than girls and they belive more in spreading love if u open this u have to repost it or you will have bad luck for the rest of the life!!!!!!!!!!

Tonight at midnight your true love will realize he\she likes you.
Something good will happen to you at approx 1:42pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest surprise of your life.
If u break this chain, you will be cursed with relationship problem for the most important time of ur life.

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A FUNNY INTERVIEW

Officer : What Is Your Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Tell Me Properly
Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir
Officer : Your Father's Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir
Officer : Your Native Place
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh ?
Candidate : No, Munnur Pal Sir
Officer : What Is Your Qualification?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : (Angrily) What Is It ?
Candidate : Metric Pass
Officer : Why Do You Need A Job ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : And What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Money Problem Sir
Officer : Describe Your Personality
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Explain Yourself Clearly
Candidate : Magnanimous Personality Sir
Officer : This Discussion Is Nowhere, You May Go Now
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : What Is It Now
Candidate : My Performance....?
Officer : MP !!!
Candidate : What Is That Sir..?
Officer : Mentally Punctured